Some changes you may have missed. Juan Soto, Alex Verdugo and Marcus Stroman are with the undefeated Yanks.
Harrison Bader, J.D. Martinez and Luis Severino are with the winless Mutts.
Shohei Ohtani will be dodging interpreters in L.A. with help from Yoshinobu Yamamoto, Tyler Glasnow and James Paxton.
The Braves were sold on Chris Sale. Jordan Montgomery is a Snake. Daniel Vogelbach will be dining in Toronto.
Donald Trump is selling bibles. President Biden traded his son Hunter for an Acorn Stairlift.
Sam Bankman-Fried traded his coinage for an orange jumpsuit and Beyoncé is a cowgirl.
The Braves’ 40-year-old Charlie Morton made his first start in 2008. He’s gone 130-113 since.
We will take the home ’dog White Sox and Chris Flexen for $50.
Three down, 159 to go.
The Mets went 0-for-March after losing to the Brewers 3-1.
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Thus far the Mets are bad … and boring.
Brandon Nimmo is hitting .077, Francisco Lindor .083 and Jeff McNeil .093.
We’re batting .500 but down -28 eddierabbitts.